How-To & Tips

Living with roommates is a rite of passage—shared laughs, late-night snacks, and… the occasional panic when you realize your vibrator is not in its drawer. Whether you’re in a bustling college dorm, a cozy city apartment, or a family-style house share, privacy is precious. But keeping your pleasure stash under wraps doesn’t have to mean paranoia or sacrificing fun. This comprehensive 2025 guide covers foolproof hiding strategies, clever decoys, soundproofing hacks, and boundary-setting tips—all designed for real-world living.

No shame, no judgment—just practical, empowering advice so you can enjoy your toys and your peace of mind. Let’s turn “roommate roulette” into a non-issue.

Why Discretion Matters (And Why It’s Totally Normal)

First, let’s normalize this: Over 60% of adults own at